Carl will one day be emperor of the earth, so now is the time to start sucking - up to him. Carl is at present emperor of all jokes which have to be explained, because his audience normally consists of fools. He likes flowers, but not red ones. His ass is shaped like a big match.. Carl designs web pages, but they're really crap (like this one) so he gets no money and is shunned by his "friends". Your life will be better if you attempt to be his friend by e-mailing him. so do it now you hypha/