This is the bit where I have a general rant about things in general. It may sound boring, but really it's good. So read it and then give me money and shower me with praise if and when you meet me.

If everybody decided to stop fighting, the world would be a better place

To increase the population, we should all roam the streets in hooded robes, waiting for an hourly bell which indicates that we must find the nearest member of the opposite sex and copulate

Everybody should listen to everything I say and obey me

A big tunnel should be built all around the world containing a little hydraulic powered pod for me, so I can commute faster.

We should be able to go to cyber-school over the internet and not have to leave our homes

There should be a chip inserted into everyone's brains which detects when they are wrong, sending an electrical impulse to correct them.

The drinking age should be reduced to 16 (in Ireland), because we're going to do it anyway.

More cool, zany and destructive ideas coming soon, so don't stop - a - clickin', the fun's just begun!

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