This is a big list of all the people I know. I'd call it the "Friends" page, but I'd be infringing on copyright laws, and alsothey're not all my friends. If you're not here and feel you should be, click on the chicken. If you don't want to be here, click on the skunk. if you have no idea who I am, or who any of these people are, click here:

I've only put it there in case of legal action, because I got kicked out of law school just after we did copyright law for replacing the dean's wig with a dead weavil . Is there no justice? Ok, here's the list (in random order!).

Ronan

Also known as Brandy, or Scott (5ive), Ronan likes nothing more than charging around, impaling innocent squirrels on the tusks that grow from his head. When he has collected enough, he interrogates them, often resorting to cruel torture, in search of their secret nut mines.

Conor

Milly Vanilly is a willy.

Dave

David, contrary to popular belief, is actually a large whelk in disguise. He sustains himself on land by consuming large amounts of a high energy elixer which causes him to vibrate, making it nearly impossible to see his true form with the naked eye. Do not provoke him, or the hamster's - bum living on his nose will lash out with all the fury of Hamstor, it's owner who was forced to part with it in a bet on who could talk most like Daragh.

Daragh

Despite his drug-dealer reportoire, Daragh is a kind, caring person, who can often be seen roaming the streets of Dublin on cold winter nights, taking in refugees to cloth and feed, and employing them in his self - help programme for down-and-outs. What a guy.

Skia

Skia is my internet friend from America. Her pastimes include running over small animals in her '79 Speedster, walking her dog, and being taken advantage of at parties. I don't actually know what she looks like, but it's probably something like this: